I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
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Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
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I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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