this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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