you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
Randomize
