just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
There's always time for handjobs
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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