That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
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