Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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