She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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