I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
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Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
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Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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