I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
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I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
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They took my balls.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
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