Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
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that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
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i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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