: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
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