that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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