Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
The woman at walgreens tried to sell me clearance condoms with my fake eyelashes. Does it look like I get laid?
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
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Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
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I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
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