that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
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fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
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I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.