yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
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