ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
Randomize
