Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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