I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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