I seem to have left my pride at pride
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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