All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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