i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
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He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
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I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
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