took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
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All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
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Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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