No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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