aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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