remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
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He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
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I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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