i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
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I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
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She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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