Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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