all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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