how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
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people are starting to question the shark bite story
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
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Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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