I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
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He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
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I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
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