His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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