And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize
