IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
Randomize
