she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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