she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
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