In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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