it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
he thought i was a dude.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
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When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
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Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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