I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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