DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
you didnt know i had herpes?
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
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