I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
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The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
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Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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