I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
When did angry sex become our thing?
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
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