Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
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also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
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You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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