How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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