She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
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I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
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the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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