her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Randomize
