try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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