before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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