I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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