We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
splinters make it hard to masturbate
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
You may now shotgun with the bride
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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