when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
My life is pants optional.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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