it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
I love you.
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