so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
how do flat chested girls get laid?
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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