remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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