I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
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he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
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Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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