no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
We got so high we made milksteak
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
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You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
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No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
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