So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
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