it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
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Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
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that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
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