You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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