Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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